IN Which a Clock Keeps on Ticking

Good day. My name is Ples Tibenoch. I am an accountant and I love clocks. I am openly homosexual.

(This is a Ples Tibenoch RP acoount.)

ruchu asked: y u so handsome ples? y?

Why am I so handsome? I suppose genetics has to answer for that, dear ruchu. I, personally, have never seen myself as an attractive man. But I am thankful that there are people out there who do! Thank you for boosting my self-esteem.

born-a-bloodsucker:

sodoffyabuggers:

dirkstriderismypornstarname:

dickwicked:

gunkind:

folderdoexist:

golgothassterror:

adrimnzr:

nepeta:

cesia:

homestuckget away from me&super gaymore like, first 3 combinations of words 

homestuck
DICKBUTT
internet

homestuck
dickbutt
super gay
accurate

awkward pooplord screw
y

homestuck hot i hate you
k

homestuck, screwed, basement dweller
basically

bad very bad
meowwwww

internet conceited butt
o k

hodickbutt
vampires
butts
accurate

Vampire
“I hate you”
Screwed
O…Kay…

Screwed up, Neurotic, Basement Dweller…I believe this suits me quite well, actually!

born-a-bloodsucker:

sodoffyabuggers:

dirkstriderismypornstarname:

dickwicked:

gunkind:

folderdoexist:

golgothassterror:

adrimnzr:

nepeta:

cesia:

homestuck
get away from me
&
super gay


more like, first 3 combinations of words 

homestuck

DICKBUTT

internet

homestuck

dickbutt

super gay

accurate

awkward pooplord screw

y

homestuck hot i hate you

k

homestuck, screwed, basement dweller

basically

bad very bad

meowwwww

internet conceited butt

o k

hodickbutt

vampires

butts

accurate

Vampire

“I hate you”

Screwed

O…Kay…

Screwed up, Neurotic, Basement Dweller…

I believe this suits me quite well, actually!

unspoken-unbroken-promises asked: What would you like to know?

Well, I feel I have received the information I needed beforehand. But thank you for responding! How was your day?

vladimir-and-estragon asked: Top of the afternoon, Ples. What do you need help with?

The concept of the Internet is quite confusing to me. I was told by a friend to get a “tumblr.” I have never really used the Internet before — only amazon.com to buy some…personal items. Mind giving me a quick tutorial on how it works?

tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Clocks.